Merry Christmas everybody! I have some very important words of wisdom to pass on this Christmas morning. Many of you will be cooking a goose, duck or some such tasty bird today. Be very careful! Do not leave your knife unattended on your cutting board near that bird, like in the picture below:

Because that bird will snatch up that knife ...

and try to stab you!

So, please, everyone be very careful this holiday season! And, enjoy cooking ducks and geese -- the ancient Persians, Egyptians, and Romans all sure did! Enjoy!